2012年6月13日 星期三

Would Lois Lane Dump Spiderman If He Had A Small Penis? What Do You Think?


Hey, it's me, Billy Blackjack. Okay. Let's talk about superheroes. Here you have this superhero but he has a little problem. That problem is that he has a small penis. Do you think that Lois Lane is going to toss old Spiderman out into the weeds because he has a small penis?

Now that you've thought about it (I hope), now we can talk about it. But first, I'm sure you're itching to tell me that Lois Lane isn't Spiderman's girlfriend, aren't you? That's because we all know that Lois Lane's boyfriend is really The Incredible Hulk. But what did we learn from this little exercise?

We learned that you felt a superiority over me because you really knew who Lois Lane's boyfriend was and you believed that I didn't. This made you feel good, didn't it? You thought that old Blackjack was a fool who never read his comic books. You felt that you had the Advantage over me because of your superior knowledge which put you in a higher position over me.

Yet, I really did know who Lois Lane's boyfriend was. So what I did was ambush you by making you Underestimate me. When you found out, just now, that you had underestimated me, it gave me the Advantage and control over the situation and the tactical advantage. That's probably one of the reasons why you're still reading this article.

I'm not in competition with you. No way. I just wanted to point this out. If you can get people to UNDERESTIMATE you then you will have the ADVANTAGE. You can do this with a small penis more than just about anything else, regarding the ladies.

Let's use Superman as an example. We'll use him instead of the Incredible Hulk because he has a cooler costume. Now, pretend you are Superman with a small penis and you've just met up with your Lois Lane lady for the first time. You head on out to the barn for a roll in the hay.

As you take off your cape and take off your fancy underwear, old Lois is going to see that old Superman isn't so super-sized downstairs. Now, do you think she will care? Heck no! And why is that? Because she knows Superman is really Super! He is, in fact, a super man. She knows that he can do everything better than anyone else. Maybe his size is small, but she knows he will be a Super Lover, a Super Gentleman, a Super Romanticist, and that he will give her Super Orgasms. How could he possibly not? He's Superduper in every way. SHE KNOWS HE WILL NEVER LET HER DOWN.

See, this is what you need to become if you have a small penis. You need to become super in all aspects of your life. How is this done? Well, it's easy. Get some books on being a gentleman. Read books on how to dress properly. Learn about all the ways to please a woman sexually. Become a super-oral sex expert. Learn how to excite a woman by targeting her erogenous zones. Get in super shape and develop a super personality. Create a super libido. Read up on building your self-confidence. Learn how to kiss properly. Learn how to give a massage! Learn how to cook. Focus your self-emotional energy on all the GREAT aspects of yourself. Stop focusing on the areas that may be lacking. Learn how to be funny; heck, even learn how to dance properly. The ladies love a guy who can really dance.

Now here's the kicker. Let's go back to being underestimated and the advantage it gives you. Now, let's say, you've been dating your own Lois Lane, but she has no idea that you are really a superman. You've only been out a few times and she realizes you're not like the other clowns she has dated, but she's not sure why. She knows you don't have x-ray vision because you haven't noticed that she's wearing a push-up bra. So, she knows you are not a superhero who can leap tall buildings and all of that. To her, you are simply just a man.

Well, now it's off to the bedroom for the first time with Lois. We've been waiting for this moment. When you unzip your trousers with your own Lois Lane, she's going to see that you are a little less super in your size. This is exactly what you want!

Let me explain! Now, she will inevitably underestimate you because of your size. This is Great! You NOW have the advantage. Here's how you play this out:

1) Act as if the size of your penis means nothing and is nothing for her or anyone in the world to question its size or to be concerned about; or even to give it a second thought. You can do this because you know you now have the advantage and you have built up your self-confidence from the books I told you to read.

2) Make love to her like a sex-starved tiger. You can see this kind of stuff on animal shows on television if you want some key points. These guys in the wild don't mess around.

3) Show her that you are the best lover that she has ever met. Introduce her to your encyclopedic array of sexual positions, ways of orally stimulating her, and give her a massage that will induce a mind-blowing orgasm for her.

See what you have just done? She may have underestimated you, but for what you lacked in size you sure made up for it in all the other areas! All the other areas that most guys don't have a clue about!

Now, you really have her attention and because of what? Because you proved her wrong, but in an indirect and polite way. Don't say anything about it, let it be your little secret. Pretend as if nothing happened. Be as cool as a cucumber that's been locked up in the freezer!

Here's what happened: When she first saw the size of your penis she ASSUMED that - 1) You would probably be lousy in bed, 2) That you would be unable to sexually satisfy her, 3) That she was sure you would have a sexual hang-up and lack self-confidence, and 4) That she was going to be disappointed.

By proving that she was wrong (from you letting her underestimate you), you've done some of that reverse psychology stuff. This stuff makes her believe you are even ten times greater than what you actually were, just because she underestimated you!

But you're not finished yet...

When you are finished having fun in the bedroom, go into the kitchen and cook up some fancy meal that tastes delicious for her. It helps if you've been paying attention to her and notice things like what her favorite dish might be. Cook it up for her, all by yourself, and present it to her. That will really blow her mind. She'll be your sweetheart forever.

See? You can use your size to your advantage by improving yourself in other areas, and letting her underestimate you. Trust me, she'll never do so again. After all, she now truly believes she is dating Superman!

One other thing, don't ever underestimate a lady. See, us men have to work on this underestimation stuff. Women don't. Trust me on this one!

That's right. Hey, I hope this information helps you out and changes your life for you. This stuff is all really simple when you start to break it down into the little things. It's great that you can use your small penis to an incredible advantage if you want to. The choice is up to you. Choose wisely!

Adios!




-- Billy Blackjack

Okay. Guys interested in fixing their penis and learning about becoming stronger sex machines, like those tigers I talked about, need to get a copy of the book Iron Man Penis. Tell Igor I sent you!

My Name is BILLY BLACKJACK CARSON - This is my Resource Box.





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